Hi there, I'm Abby.
Red hair, 5'4, 19.




I LOVE:
My Chemical Romance, Star Wars, Burt's Bees,
horror movies, celebrities & bitchin' sweaters.

If you’ve never seen a Judd Apatow film, you probably won’t understand me. If you’ve ever watched an episode of That ‘70s Show, and you’re familiar with Eric Forman, it’s kind of like you’ve met me. If you know who Seth Cohen is, I make a little more sense. And sometimes, I kind of feel like the female version of Clark Duke. But for those of you who haven’t been introduced to any of those things: I stay up way too late. I watch way too many movies. I make way too many pop culture references. I say very inappropriate things way too often. I love Workaholics way too much. And I suck.
PS: I met Jason Segel.
The American Government.
Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can -
Court: How dare you breathe?
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