abbysomnia.: Archive

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Feb 11th

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if i meet one more stupid boy who talks to me...

i don’t give a shit. i don’t like musicians. FUCK. OFF.

Feb 10th

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Feb 10th

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"Why do you and your bestfriend laugh at...

lolsofunny: …Morgan.

Feb 10th

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What if I made Leo Valentine's Day Cards?

whereismyoscar: I’d buy the shit out of them.

Feb 10th

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So, my aunt told me her and my uncle were going out of town this weekend. She also told me that Morgan and I could stay there until they get back. WHAT. So now, Morgan and I are basically living here. LIVIN’ THE DREAM.

Feb 10th

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1:20 of Jason Segel laughing (x) This seriously just made my whole week.

Feb 9th

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Feb 8th

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Feb 8th

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Feb 8th

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Feb 8th

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Feb 7th

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Feb 7th

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Feb 7th

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Feb 7th

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“Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nothing to fuck with.”

Feb 6th

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Party on Saturday included the following: -Getting fucked up for free. -Some cool ass people. -Lil’ baby Oscar! <3 -Lots o’ laughs and lots o’ name calling. -A boy and a kiss.* -Great pictures. -SOMEONE ripping the toilet paper holder off the wall. (Douche) -A drunk girl getting Andrew’s keys out of his pocket while he slept. -That very same girl stealing Andrew’s...

Feb 6th

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Feb 6th

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Feb 6th

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Life doesn’t have to suck.

Feb 6th

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Feb 6th

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"You're the best excuse for staying up late so all...

You guysss. I have a crush. C:

Feb 6th

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Feb 6th

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Shameless.

Feb 6th

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Don't go see The Woman in Black.

And if you do, wait until opening weekend is over. The theater I was in was full of ignorant thirteen year olds. I’ve never been so annoyed in all my life. I got into this stupid fight with this stupid fucking girl who didn’t understand the concept of being quiet. If I paid $10 to see a movie, and you and your dumbass friends sit in front of me and talk the entire time, I’m...

Feb 4th

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Feb 3rd

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smileforthebreakdown asked: Dearest Abby, I love you dearly. Please coordinate schedules with Erica and Sarah soon to come visit me. Sincerely... shit, bitch. you better know who I am.

Feb 3rd

kn0wyourpassions asked: I saw your post in the Jason Segel tracked tag! Were you one of the lucky few that got to go see the show?! I was too far back in the line...

Feb 3rd

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Feb 3rd

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Life is fucking crazy.

Recently, I’ve decided to stop giving a fuck. To stop trying to control everything. Because, guess what. This is Life. And I can’t do a goddamn thing to change that. Letting go. I’ve heard about this but I’ve never been able to do it. It’s honestly a wonderful feeling. My heart feels calm. My brain isn’t moving a million miles a minute. I can breathe. I can...

Feb 3rd

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